Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.
She might not have the most recognizable name of today’s sexy celebrities but she certainly has one of the most amazing bodies with beautiful and big natural breasts and an ass that seems sculpted by an artist. That’s why we’re so happy to throw open our pages and let everyone see the wonder of Alice Eve naked here in Celebrities Illustrated.
This gorgeous young actress was one of the stars of this past summer’s science fiction blockbuster Star Trek: Into Darkness and now that the movie is on DVD and BluRay we finally got a chance to make one of our fondest wishes come true and get Alice out of her clothes. She’s been someone at the top of our list for a long time, ever since we first caught sight of her in the charming romantic comedy She’s Out of My League and now we find out that she’s been waiting for an invitation too.
“I’ve been dying to do this,” Alice purrs to us in the seductive accent that reveals her London birth. “I have to admit I grew up reading this magazine. I’d sneak peeks at it from my dad’s copies and I just thought the women in it were so gorgeous and glamorous. I wanted to be like them so much. I wanted people to think I was that beautiful and I wanted to be famous enough to be in a magazine like yours.”
Of course she certainly didn’t need our validation to know she was beautiful. She would need only a mirror to have that proven to her. And we’re certainly not the only ones who have been eager to ger Alice Eve topless and bottomless. After all, the Alice Eve nude scenes from the underappreciated Crossing Over have become the stuff of Internet legend. But, as our readers will see, this layout will outdo them all.
“It’s so much of a different thing to be taking your clothes off for your magazine than it is for the movies,” Alice explains. “When you’re doing a nude scene you’re at your most vulnerable. You know everyone on the crew is staring at your tits and then, if you catch them not paying attention, it’s almost worse because you start thinking to yourself, ‘Don’t they think I’m hot?’ So it’s not exactly the most comfortable position you’ll ever be in. Plus when you do the nude scene you don’t feel like yourself because you’re the character you’re playing. It’s definitely not easy.”
But for us, Alice has a whole different attitude. And when you combine her stunning beauty with a sweet attitude, a gentle laugh and the obvious realization that she doesn’t take herself too seriously, it’s easy to see why so many people think Alice is a superstar in the making.
“I love being able to do this,” Alice smiles. “I love being able to show off my body as I want it to be seen. This isn’t just giving people a chance to see me naked. This is something I’m proud of. It’s no nude scene in a movie. It’s my choice and what I want done. I’m not wearing any clothes here, but I feel I have all the power.”
And, as we’re blown away by the sheer power of her nude body, we have to absolutely agree with her.