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Is there a hotter mother/daughter group of Hollywood icons than Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson? We don’t know if there are but we’d love to hear the debate around it, particularly as we all get a chance to flip through the pages of Celebrities Illustrated and her fans get a chance to see Kate Hudson nude, just like they’ve always wanted her. Decades ago we ran Goldie in one of our most popular layouts ever and now it’s Kate’s turn.
“I’ve been waiting to do something like this,” Kate admits to us during our interview time. “It had to be at a time when it felt right though. I mean I obviously grew up with this magazine since you featured my mom in it and while, you know, this isn’t exactly something you leave on the coffee table, I knew even when I was young what was beautiful and what was erotic and those photos were just amazing. I knew I had to be in this magazine too someday. It was just a matter of finding the right time.”
But when was that right time? After all Kate has been a vision in movies and on television for 20 years now. She has two kids, a bunch of hit movies under her belt and an Academy Award nomination. It turns out, though, that she was waiting for those milestones.
“I didn’t want to just turn 18 and throw my clothes off,” Kate explains. “I didn’t just want to be here with the big headline ‘Goldie Hawn’s daughter nude!’ I wanted the headline to be ‘Kate Hudson naked’ not because of who my mom is but because of who I am. I wanted them to see this for me and I think I’ve been able to establish myself not just through my family but through my own work. So the time was right.”
It definitely feels right for us, especially because the vision of her gracing our pages is just glorious. With her tight, lean natural body, no hint of plastic surgery or enhancement, Kate is a pure beauty and she’s exactly the kind of girl we want to feature in our magazine. Plus Kate’s not only beautiful because of her body but because of who she is. There’s an obvious warmth and sexiness to her that easily radiates right off her.
“I believe in being in touch with who you are and not being afraid of exploring the sensual side of yourself,” Kate says. “I think if more of us were naked all the time, we’d be much happier because we’d be more secure about who we are and less eager to sweat all the small stuff. Plus I think we’d be having a hell of a lot more fun too.”
And Kate Hudson nudity is not just something the lucky readers of Celebrities Illustrated get. It’s also something that she’s never shy about at home.
“Sometimes I feel like I really could be just this total nudist,” Kate says. “I feel so free when I’m naked. I love just walking around naked all the time and letting it all hang out. I don’t believe in covering up and feeling like we have anything to be ashamed of with our bodies. People need to be able to see us for who we are and we need to be able to enjoy ourselves a little bit more. Nudity is an important part of that. I really feel that way.”
And, as it turns out, we feel the same way and we think our readers do too.