Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.
What’s up love? It’s me Katy Perry. I have so much to tell you that I don’t even know where to begin. I know the obvious answer is to start at the beginning but the end is the best part because now it is official. I’ve finally done it. After years of fantasizing and wondering and dreaming, I finally went out and did what I’ve been dying to do. I know it’s always been so crazy that someone who got as famous I did for singing I Kissed A Girl had never, ever been with a girl before but I finally did something about it. And what can I say diary, except I fucked a girl and I liked it. I mean I REALLY fucking liked it!
It seems no matter how many albums I sell or how many sold out concerts I perform that song will forever be wrapped around me. I can’t shake it. So I decided a long time ago to just embrace it. Besides it was my first big break and who knows if I ever would be where I am today without it. The problem always has been that I felt like a hypocrite when I sang it. I mean I’m sure my fans don’t exactly want me to bring a girl up on stage and have sex with her when I perform it (well I’m sure some of them do). But I never had even kissed a girl and I felt weird singing it.
Of course I could have gotten over that had I also not been feeling some very wicked fantasies. I mean I like guys. I don’t have any confusion about that. I love my husband. But I couldn’t stop thinking about girls too. Whenever I saw a beautiful woman (and believe me I see a lot of them) I want to kiss her and I fantasize about undressing her and running my hands all over her naked body. I can’t take my eyes off a great pair of boobs or checking out a hot girl butt. I wonder all the time about what it would be like to taste another woman and have my tongue against her pussy, licking her like I love to be licked and how good it would taste to have her juices all over my tongue.
I taste myself when I masturbate just to try and imagine what it’s like and diary I’ve been masturbating so often lately. Thinking about fucking another woman got me wet like nothing else could. I’d been going so sex crazy dreaming about hot girls lately. It was even becoming like an obsession. I would leer at sexy women more than most men even would. And finally I decided it was time to do something about it. I talked to Russell first of course. I wouldn’t have done it unless he was ok with it. After all it’s not really cheating if it’s with another woman, is it? But he totally signed off on it. He said though that if I liked it and did it again he had to watch but that seemed totally fair to me.
Christina Aguilera had been trying to get me into bed for the longest time. As soon as she heard I Kissed A Girl she’d been sending me texts and calling me and doing everything she could to try and get in my panties. I was so flattered by the attention. Christina is one of the most beautiful women alive. But I’d always resisted. Until now…
When Russell gave me permission to try this, she was the first girl I called. I knew she would relish the chance to pop my lesbian cherry as it were. And while she did, it also wasn’t quite what I was expecting. Don’t get me wrong diary, I loved every nasty thing she did to me and being able to make love to her was just what I had been wanting for so long. But she also wasn’t into a one on one session and insisted on bringing a guy in with her.
Naturally that was a no-no for me. I wasn’t about to have sex with another man. At first I was about to leave, but Christina managed to win me over through some of the most amazing kisses I had ever felt. I have to admit it diary, I probably would have done anything she wanted just to feel another one of her soft, sensual kisses against my lips. I had never kissed another girl until then. She was my first and she was so amazing. She kissed me like no man had ever kissed. It was so tender and soft but also completely carnal at the same time. It was so naughty and completely wonderful and the last thing I wanted was for her to stop.
So we agreed that she would play with her boy toy and I would just play with her. He wasn’t allowed to touch me. It made for a bit of an awkward situation but we made the best of it, especially when Christina began licking my pussy. Her tongue was just utter and complete sugary sweet sexual pleasure on my pussy. No man ever licked me as good as Christina was. She knew just where to touch me and how to do it. She sucked on my big tits like she could have made me come just from playing with my nipples and her tongue on my pussy was like nothing I had ever felt.
I played with her big boobies while she rode the guy’s cock and made out with her as she came all over him. But what I really wanted was a one on one time with a hot girl to see if I really, truly liked it. Fortunately Christina had just what I wanted by passing me Shakira’s number. I had no idea that Shakira was a lesbian but Christina assured me she was just as horny for pussy as she was and diary she was so right.
Shakira licked me even better than Christina had. This time there was no man there to distract us. It was just hot girl on hot girl. And not only did that gorgeous Latina slut make my pussy gush sex cream from how good she was at licking she showed me how to lick her right back. Christina was too interested in getting herself some cock to really show me how to be a good pussy licker, but Shakira was like the best sex ed teacher ever. She not only lapped away at my pussy and made her shudder and shake with orgasmic ecstasy, but she guided me in how to lick, showed me how to take what I loved having done to myself and do it to her and how to use my tongue to make another woman come.
Those lessons were put to good use, believe me diary. I loved what happened between us so much (especially when I was given the chance to use my tongue on her ass and taste that magnificent Colombian booty of hers) that I knew I had to get more of this. I wasn’t ready for Russell to watch yet, but I knew I wanted more and I knew just how to get it.
I really fell in love with Russell when I saw him for the first time in Forgetting Sarah Marshall but I also couldn’t take my eyes off that adorably sexy pixie Kristen Bell in that movie. And now that I knew what I was doing and how much I loved it I knew I had to try and get that sexy girl into bed. It was like the biggest test in my life. I was nervous at first but also felt this intense excitement from trying it. I had never seduced another woman before but Kristen was as easy a lay as I was. Some soft music and wine and a few well placed candles set the mood and it wasn’t long before she was mone.
While I had set the romantic scene for it, what we did was anything but lovey dovey. Mmmmm diary it was so hot and raunchy. It was so much fucking fun! It turns out Kristen loves being fucked by girls and was really into me making a move on her. She ate my pussy out so good and then begged me to use a strap on and fuck her. I’d never used a toy like that before and I fucked her tight pussy like a man! It took me a few minutes to get used to it but soon I was fucking her raw while she lay back and let me pound her. She would suck on my big tits as they slapped into her pretty face and beg me to fuck her faster and harder.
Sufficed to say diary I am now totally hooked on lesbian sex. I just grabbed two groupies from my last concert and brought them both back to my suite so they could pleasure me at the same time. I had one hot female tongue on my pussy and another licking my ass at the same time and it completely blew my fucking mind to feel it! I had no idea that I had as many hot girls at my concerts as I do and I think I’ll be picking up groupies all the time now.
So now I am ready for Russell to join in the fun. I can’t wait to tell you more diary. I don’t know when I’ll be back though. I have a lot more girl sex to have now heheh.