When it’s the weekend you know it’s time for something special and you all should know that there is nothing more special than the Fakes of the Week. That’s where we go through the hundreds of updates we enjoyed this week of fake nude celebrity pictures and go and find the very best of the best. We all love checking out those sexy naked celebrities, don’t we? Well right here you can see fakes of them that are the very elite. And with this wild and crazy week we are ready to do some hardcore partying with Victoria Justice, Scarlett Johansson and many more lovely ladies stripped down and acting like dirty sluts for our pleasure!
We have different kinds of weeks around here. Some weeks we have fakes that are more like tender, sensual poses where it’s all about the eroticism of the presentation. And some weeks we have raunchy, hardcore action that looks like all of Hollywood just went XXX crazy. Well this is one of those weeks. We have so many pulse pounding, dirty fakes of nasty nude celebrities sucking and fucking and doing the kinds of things we love to dream about them with. This is not a week for subtlety (though we absolutely still have that too). This is a week where the artists let their freak flags fly and as a result we have some serious dirty fun to get to. There is sucking and fucking and facials and nastiness all over the place and we wouldn’t have it any other way. We know all of you are eager to get to the fun and we sure as hell can’t blame you for that so let’s get to it…right after we look at some of the fakes that just missed the countdown. After all when you have a countdown like this one and more than 50 fakes trying to stake their claim for being one of the best then you have to make some tough decisions and want to look at some fakes that just missed out. Nelly Furtado nude was a very popular subject this week. We had a huge update of her fakes and there were a number that just barely missed out in being in here. We had some hot poses from sexy Nelly that made us wish we saw more of her. Kaley Cuoco nude was also a very popular subject and BoBopez himself had a hot fake of hers that got cut (though he still has a very significant presence in this week’s countdown so Bo fans will be very happy about that). Natalie Portman and Daisy Ridley nude together in a foursome fuck was a fun fake (as was another one of Daisy in nothing but a slave girl outfit). We also quite enjoyed seeing Jennifer Lopez and Carrie Underwood nude by the pool. Kat Dennings nude and busty was given to us so well by Kane and we had naughty Taylor Momsen nude with a riding crop she seemed eager to use. Liv Tyler nude and looking eager to get gangbanged in an interracial fuck fest was also smoking hot and for sensuality we had Katie Holmes nude but covered in a delicious and intriguing fake. Ariel Winter nude at the beach was also a hot illusion and everyone from Sophie Turner to Hayley Atwell had their fun being posed erotically. But all of those missed out and the end results is a wild countdown of raunchy fun we’re getting to right now.
10) Emma Stone, Krysten Ritter and Selena Gomez. And how about we start off the week’s countdown of the naughtiest and the sexiest with a tie and no mere tie but a three-way tie and no mere three-way tie but one by a debuting artist who made an immense contribution to the site this week and has us eager to see what more is coming down the pike. Before we even get to the particulars of all three of these fakes let’s give a big hand to Mr. Crise because this is some seriously hot work we have here and we’ve never had this many fakes come in this week from an artist we had never seen before. These fakes get down and dirty and are not afraid to just go for it in all the nastiness we love to dream about when it comes to getting our favorite celebrities naked. It’s definitely proper to say that Mr. Crise set the tone for the week with this raunchy action here and we are all the better for it because these fakes do it hot and hard and do it right too. We might enjoy fakes a lot that are subtle and leave things to the imagination but this fake doesn’t need to do that. Sometimes you just want to feast on a BigMac and sometimes that is the most delicious thing in the world. That’s what we have here and we do not mean to compare this to junk food because there is not a damn thing wrong with any of these fakes. It just means that sometimes we don’t want to be about the palate of tastes. We don’t need the gourmet preparation and the delicate mix of spices. We just need to feast and right here these fakes are all about feasting and showing off glorious XXX fucking.
There’s time for subtlety and there’s time for full tilt boogie awesomeness and that’s what we have here. These fakes are pure filthy energy and passion and we wouldn’t have it any other way. These fakes hit the spot perfectly and boy are we happy to have them here. Mr. Crise doesn’t hold back. This is not Emma Stone nude and subtly teasing us with her body. This is Emma Stone naked and fucking and taking loads against her pretty face. This is Selena Gomez nude and soaked in cum and this is Krysten Ritter looking like a fucking dirty girl. And we love it. We don’t want to be teased or have things hinted it here. We want it all thrust in our face as dirty as possible. We want these girls to look nasty and horny as fuck and we want it done with a hot, pulsing energy that draws us right in. This is all about going wild and there were more this week that Mr. Crise showed off so well. Women like Michelle Trachtenberg and Scarlett Johansson and Amber Heard all got the same treatment and we loved those too but these ones really showed off for the best just what Mr. Crise is capable of when it comes to hardcore sucking and fucking. We had never seen this artist before but we sure want to see a whole lot more. Hopefully this is just the first of many weeks we get this raw action from Mr. Crise with more gorgeous and slutty celebrities. This is a hell of a debut.
9) Emma Watson and Scarlett Johansson. And speaking of debuts, this is technically not the first week we have seen this artist dazzle us with filth but it is their first time here on the countdown so we are going to enjoy that and really have some fun with it. Right here we have an artist that we do not know the name but we sure know the symbol of because it is very hard for us to take our eyes off the wicked devil woman we see lurking in the corner of these fakes. Of course people might be unable to see it because they are too busy being fixated on the idea of Emma Watson nude and surrounded by cock and the fantasy of Scarlett Johansson naked as she opens wide to get good and fucked and likely take many a load of cum all over her hot, famous face. This is another fake that is not afraid to show it all and not hold back on a thing and boy are we happy for it. These fakes (like the ones we just saw from Mr. Crise) are the very embodiment of “meat and potatoes” because they give us what we want when we want it with no fooling around. This is not a time to tease or hold back or subtly imply. No this is a time to get the hottest woman looking like they are horny sex craving sluts who know that one cock will not do. Oh no these women want multiple dicks and no mere regular size cock will do. No these girls are size queens like the horniest of porn stars and the illusion here that we are seeing women like Emma and Scarlett makes this so hot.
Both Emma and Scarlett (especially Emma) are notoriously private women. They don’t splash their love lives on the gossip pages and (save for that wonderful moment when leaked pictures allowed us to see Scarlett Johansson nude for the whole world to see) they are not people who traffic in salacious scandal. That just makes the need for us to see them this way even greater and we need artists like this mystery man or woman to present them to us in a way where they can be wild and slutty and we can imagine that they are willingly getting themselves involved in this kind of deviant and fun behavior. Because when we fantasize sometimes we need to just absolutely let go and dream about these glamorous Hollywood actresses getting totally defiled with multiple cocks eager to take them in every hole and leave them a cummy, sweaty mess. That’s what we can get out of these fakes and because of how well they are put together we can dream of these women loving what’s happening here. Looking at these fakes it sure seems as though Scarlett and Emma look like they love being bad girls. And when they seem to be having fun we’re going to have fun too. Getting Emma Watson naked is something a lot of artists do but to do it so distinctively and sexily is something this artist accomplished so well. We’ve seen a lot of their work over the last few weeks and we sure hope that there is a lot more to come because these down and dirty fakes make for very enjoyable fakes.
8 ) Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande. Now these fakes are not as raunchy as the ones we have already seen but we have a feeling that’s not going to make a whit of difference to the people enjoying this illusion because of what it promises us here. We all love the idea of a sexy threesome, don’t we? Especially when it’s two women and extra especially when we can have the two women be sexy celebrities. And these are few women as sexy as the ones we see here. We get plenty of fakes every week of Victoria Justice nude and when it comes to dreaming of Ariana Grande naked then we have plenty of artists who are very eager to make that sexy little pop star their muse. So to have the two of them together looks like quite the dream threesome and that’s exactly what this fake is, it’s all a wonderfully sexy dream. Because when you get down to it, what do we want out of the pictures on this site? We want the chance to picture things we would never, ever be able to see. We want to envision the impossible and dream for a moment that it could very well be possible. This place is all about hot fantasizing and with a fake this good, we are easily able to do that kind of fantasizing as we picture ourselves as the extremely lucky guy who gets to enjoy both Victoria and Ariana. After all who isn’t going to want to be the meat in that sandwich as we dream of Ariana and Victoria putting aside their fussing and feuding and getting to be friends again as they share a cock and get themselves good and fucked in the process.
The girls in this fake might not be posed in the “in the moment” kind of pose that we love to rave about where we can dream that we are seeing something natural and wild happening. But that’s fine. In fact it’s more than fine because this fake, instead of going in the natural direction, goes for the pose and it works perfectly because the way they’re done here makes it look like Ariana and Tori have decided to go wild and do some porno magazine posing. If you were to head off to your local newsstand and pick yourself up a skin mag (provided they do still publish and we’re pretty sure that they do) then you would find poses just like this one where the women are getting hot and slutty but still giving the look to the camera like they know they’re being photographed. That’s still a lot of fun and we can totally get into that kind of illusion especially when we can picture these Victorious girls doing it. Having Ariana Grande nude is something we love to see and having Victoria Justice naked right along with her makes it even better. And this is such a sexy illusion because while we have them both naked we can picture so much more than just what we see here. We can picture Ariana taking that cock into her mouth and showing off her blowjob skills. We can picture some hot lesbian action as Victoria kisses Ariana’s tight little ass and then spreads open those firm cheeks and starts licking at her slit from behind. We can picture them together in a 69 and we can picture them each getting fucked by the lucky stud. We can picture all of their holes being taken hard and deep and we can picture it all happening nastily and with wonderfully hot results. This fake sets the scene perfectly. The only drawback is that we do not know who to thank for this. We see no artist’s signature (though we do see a phantom candy cane that might be a signature) but we do know that this is an artist who did great work so they should be extremely proud of their hard work here.
7) Kristen Bell. Ahhh the stage. Who doesn’t want to sing and dance before an audience? Who doesn’t want to perform under those bright lights? The lure of the stage has captured and seduced many an aspiring actor and actress. But what about the audience? Well you’d better believe that they would be eager to see any production at all no matter what it’s about if they can see Kristen Bell naked while sitting down for the show. That’s the kind of theater everyone can enjoy. And while we doubt that Kristen will be stripping down on stage any time soon (she had the chance when she was in a production of Hair a few years back and sufficed to say she did not indulge in it) we can always fantasize about it thanks to excellent fakes like this one that gets silly and crazy while still giving us a hot image of a gorgeous woman. This is the kind of fake we love to see because it is so difficult to do. Being funny and having the fake actually be sexy at the same time is enormously challenging and you need a special kind of artist to be up to the task. This is a fake done by an artist we do not instantly recognize but it is one that looks extremely good. We love what we see here and we love how it is presented. Kristen looks hot and the way the fake is put together it makes it seem as though this is something just feasible enough to be believable. Once we have that suspension of disbelief done, everything is going to fit right into place thanks to the artist’s hard work.
Like we said, doing this kind of humor is extremely tough. It’s hard to be silly and still be sexy. A lot of times when artists do jokes it becomes too self-indulgent. The best kind of artists know when to pump the brakes a little bit to make sure that the attempt at being funny doesn’t overwhelm the sexiness. This fake does that perfectly. The artist knows that we are here to see Kristen Bell nude and that any laughs or chuckles or anything that we get from this is purely an extra bonus. That’s the right kind of priority list to have and it all comes together so nicely here in this fake as we not only get to see her naked but imagine what it would be like to have her singing and performing naked. Now Kristen is a girl of the theater and has been known to belt out a song or two (Frozen, anyone?) and so this is somewhat credible already because of that. Of course we will never see her do a nude musical but at the same time the fantasy doesn’t have to be totally credible. It just has to be a little bit credible and in the end we are able to get something really sexy out of this fake that’s crazy and fun and extremely well done by the artist. We’re not totally sure who did this, though the credits lead us to believe it is Swimtrun but we know that this is a fine fake and we would love to see more from this artist as they try and revitalize musical theater.
6) Emily VanCamp. Now we have seen a lot of wild and explicit fakes this week. So it shouldn’t be a surprise that the fake that closes out the first half of the countdown is of course the exact opposite of what we have had before. This fake is subtle and artistic and leaves you aching for more. So this is definitely not something that’s like the other fakes and in fact really bucks the trend of what we’re seeing this week. That’s great of course because the more diverse kinds of fakes we get on this site the better it is for everyone. It doesn’t have to be done any single way. It just needs to be quality. So our artists can take the raunchy, hardcore approach and it can do great (as we have seen) or you can do the subtle, very artsy form we have here and as long as it’s good we are going to honor it. The main point is there is no one way to do a fake. We welcome all kinds and we sure as hell welcome this lovely fake of Emily VanCamp naked and looking so gorgeous. We have seen a lot of her in real life this week thanks to Captain America: Civil War being the big movie release it is but this is how we most want to see her. This is a different kind of fake and it works because it is so distinctive and because the artist here really crafted something that stands out and makes her look beautiful.
Black and white imagery is very tricky. Yes it always stands out but on the other hand if it’s not done right then it also looks dull and unimpressive. You have to really know image composition and presentation for it to work. That’s true whether it’s a real photograph or a fake nude celebrity picture like we have here. And the artist here sure knows how to do it right because this is a gorgeous view of Emily VanCamp nude just like we love to see her. It stands out because we have nothing else like it this week and because the artist went and carefully put this together. You can’t rush a fake like this. It has to be done as a craftsman and right here this artist shows they are someone who knows how to very skillfully fashion a fake to make it look like the kind of sexily artistic photo of a celebrity we can only dream of. This is billed as An Original Sojoe Fake and we have never seen this before so welcome aboard the countdown Sojoe. We hope we see a lot of this artist to come in the future and we hope we see more of Emily looking gorgeous too since she deserves a lot of fakes. The black and white imagery is perfectly done here and it makes the nudity stand out more. It’s great to see and we love the hard work that went into this.