All eyes are on frigid Minnesota today for the big game….hey did you ever notice that some people call it the Super Bowl and some people call it “the big game”? Must be some kind of copyright or user fee kind of thing. Oh well here at Celebrity Pass we are not afraid to call it the Super Bowl. But really in the end, who can possibly focus on the game or the commercials or whether Justin Timberlake rips the clothes off any other hot women like he did to Janet Jackson lo those many years ago. Because there is nothing that matters more than the fake nude celebrity pictures we have here! It is the Fakes of the Week and the Patriots vs. the Eagles can’t compare to how hot these nude celebrities are as we crown our champion for the week and pick the best fake! Will it have Emma Watson or Natalie Portman or another hot star? The only way you’ll know is if you click on!
This weekend’s hype machine about the Super Bowl is cranked up to maximum but we can beat it with the caliber of fake pictures of naked celebrities we have here. Yes no game and no episode of This Is Us, no matter who gets killed by an old, malfunctioning crock pot, can compare to these fakes. We got quite a little taste of things yesterday with the first half of the countdown and if you missed it, you missed a lot. Yes we started things off with Ariana Grande nude in a fake of her sandwiched between two hot and horny men eager to make her into their slut. And she looked pretty eager for it too which made it such a great fake. Then there was the fake of Melissa Benoist nude and looking like a work of art next to a work of art with her back pressed to a beautiful and colorful painting. Then it was time to enjoy a fantasy fake of Elisha Cuthbert nude in bed like she was beckoning you close to her so she could get the kind of loving she so desperately needs. That was only part of the countdown though because we followed it up right after with a provocative look at Jessica Alba nude in a fake that was designed so uniquely but made sure your attention was right on her amazing ass. Then we closed things out in this first half of the countdown with a view of Chloe Bennet nude right from our dirty dreams as this fake showed her off sucking cock and getting a messy facial for all of her trouble. That was all so good but we can do even better and we will thanks to these fakes here today as we get into the top five and count to number one!
5) Scarlett Johansson. And there is no better place for us to start than in the Fitta universe. Nothing is hotter and more descriptive than the wild concept behind those wonderful pages of Fitta Magazine. Just think of it, a world where hot celebrities are porn stars who are always posing naked, making the hottest and sluttiest movies and are openly escorts on the side for those willing to pay the price. Who wouldn’t want to live in a universe like that? Well you can thanks to Fitta Fakes, a series so good it gets its own category, something very few artists can ever boast about. And in this week’s fakes the star of the show of these fake pages from this wonderful fake magazine is Scarlett. And boy are we happy about that because if there is one thing hotter than being able to imagine Scarlett Johansson naked it’s being able to imagine her fucking, which these fakes do so wonderfully. This was not a case where just one fake would do. No we had to pick two of them and declare our first, but not our only, tie of this week’s competition. Because when it comes down to it ties and Fitta just seem to go hand in hand. Look at both of these fakes. They not only are so descriptive and explicit in the artist’s wonderfully creative and dirty imagination but the two are connected to each other. Separating them would be a mistake and we doubt anyone is going to complain because these fakes both show off Scarlett Johansson nude in such a wonderfully dirty way. She is fucking and licking here in not just one but several illusions and the art is not the only thing these fakes have going for them because they also show off a side of Scarlett we badly want to be real thanks to the text. Because Fitta is not just hot pictures, it’s also hot words. And this gives us a fake interview between Scarlett and Emma Watson that ends up being a lot of lesbian licking, which we love to see! These fakes are always so much fun and that’s why Fitta is so consistently in our countdown.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz. Our artists have been feeling very artistic lately and we don’t just mean that in regards to the art they are creating for our amusement and entertainment. We mean that in the way that they are showing off fakes that have the idea of art very much on their minds. We saw it yesterday when we checked out that art gallery/museum themed fake of Melissa Benoist naked and this fake also gets us Chloe Moretz nude in a way that has art very much at the heart of the illusion. And in this art, Chloe is the artist herself and we love what we see here because she looks like the best kind of artist, the one who doesn’t just paint nudes but paints in the nude! Yes who would ever want to risk getting paint on their clothes when they can just take their clothes off? That’s very logical, isn’t it? Well it sure makes sense to us especially because Chloe looks incredible in this fake of her hard at work creating her painting and looking so good and naked at the same time. This is the kind of artistic technique that more beautiful women should embrace because Chloe looks so good here with her bare skin so beautiful and soft and sexy and all that colorful paint on her and in the background providing such a hot contrast. This is an eye-catching and fun fake. It has a real joyful energy to it and the illusion of Chloe Grace Moretz naked is a very powerful one. And as we see the Playboy bunny painted onto her bare tummy we can imagine that this is part of the layout of our dreams if we want. After all a Chloe Moretz Playboy pictorial would be awesome and the fantasy here is so colorful and vivid that it makes it seem like she is totally free spirited and into it. Of course it is all an illusion but a very good one thanks to an artist named Ring One. We haven’t seen this artist’s work before but we hope to see it a lot more often now thanks to this excellent fake. This is a heck of a way to make an impact here.
3) Natalie Portman. Now if you saw Natalie hosting Saturday Night Live last night and thought that she looked good and was doing well but she needed to be wearing a lot less clothing then you were not alone. But alas she stayed fully dressed and we were left only to fantasize. But the good news is we can fantasize so vividly thanks to fakes like this one that get Natalie Portman nude and do it in the name of art! And unlike the fake we just saw of Chloe this is not about making art, but rather is done in the style of the perfume campaign she has done. Maybe you’ve seen the commercials of Natalie looking so beautiful and so passionate as we hear music from Sia in the background? Okay, maybe you haven’t but the point is they are good ads and should be seen but this fake is even better because what it lacks in music and drama it more than makes up for in celebrity nudity. And that is a fantasy we dearly wish was real. Natalie looks so good in this fake where she is seemingly posed so beautifully and so pensively, like she is deep in thought, without any clothes on. She looks absolutely stunning here and it looks so close to real that even though it is 1,000% fake we can still imagine that it “could” be real. And that is all it takes for an illusion to really work. That suggestion that it might actually be something real gets our imaginations humming and allows us to picture Natalie in this kind of pose. She looks so wonderful here like she really is modeling and these ads can be provocative so why not picture this being a time when the ad was so good it got Natalie Portman naked all in the name of selling a fragrance? That’s not too hard to believe, is it? And we can see how good it looks here with Natalie posed so perfectly in artsy black and white that makes it look so realistic. It’s so much fun to see it like this and the full credit goes to Johan. This is another artist we have not seen before but we sure want to see again because this is a fantastic fake of a gorgeous woman and we want more!
2) Emma Watson. And speaking of gorgeous women how about this fake here of one of the most beautiful women alive? It seems we can never go too long without seeing Emma Watson nude around here and we couldn’t be happier about it because even though we have gotten a teasing glimpse due to some leaked pictures the dream of Emma Watson nude is really just that…a dream. And since we want what we cannot have, this dream is one that our artists can truly bring to life with their creations. Emma is one of the most popular women on this site and she acts as a muse for so many who want to see this notoriously private and well-behaved woman let go and go wild as she bares her body for one and all to see. That’s exactly what we get here as we get Emma out of her clothes and have it be done in an illusion from an artist who has been thriving with Emma Watson fake nude pictures lately. Yes Tatoo Hearts has given us something magical again and once again Emma is the star of the show. Now Tatoo Hearts doesn’t restrict themselves to Emma fakes but we have seen a true match made in heaven between them. Tatoo Hearts loves creating fakes of Emma Watson naked and they are so often so memorable and so erotic. And what works so well about those fakes it that they seem so real and so intimate and so sexy. We recently saw a whole series from this artist of Emma at a lesbian sex party that made her look like she had become lost in the moment and that she was indulging in her own desires because she wanted it, not because she was being made to. Those fakes made it look like she was having sexy fun and she looked so free and erotic. That’s what we get here as it seems like Emma is touching herself right out of the bathtub, her body glistening with the water, which makes her even hotter. It’s so beautiful and we love seeing her like this. Tatoo Hearts does a magnificent job again making it look like Emma is lost in the moment of pleasure when it comes to self-love. And it’s a fake that almost took home this week’s grand prize before falling short to…
1 ) Kristin Kreuk, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Hyland. Yes there was nothing that could withstand a threesome like this as we don’t just have a tie at number one for this week, we have a three-way tie with three incredible black and white fakes courtesy of BoBopez. Bo has come roaring back in the last two weeks after some time away and right here he continues to explore the idea of black and white imagery that he made such magnificent fakes with last year. And no one could measure up this week as Bo takes the top prize home with all three of these fake nude celebrity pictures, all of which show off these women in such sexy ways while also doing it artistically through black and white. The artistry of black and white makes them look classier and more fancy, like we are seeing a master photographer at work playing with light and shadow and image composition. That makes the fakes seem like they are “artistic nudity” and we know famous and beautiful women like these would never get naked for the sake of nudity but would do it for “art.” And art is what we see here with these elegant and erotic images. We have become a much bigger fan of black and white images thanks to the work Bo and other artists have done recently and while we still love bright, living color the best, you can’t deny just how well these fakes have been put together. Of course getting Kristin Kreuk nude is a BoBopez specialty and he has made sure people know that the past two weeks and he has also been quite infatuated with Sarah Hyland nude too. So it is Jennifer Love Hewitt nude here that is the real surprise and it reminds us of just how much we wish she was back in the spotlight after pretty much retiring from acting to be a mom. All three of these fakes are magnificent and we can’t get enough of how good well they are posed and just how Bo can make them look. That is black and white beauty that stands above everything else this week in the countdown.