What a weekend we have here. It’s bright and sunny outside and summer is in full swing and oh yeah it happens to be the fourth of July weekend so that means we are celebrating some old fashioned freedom, especially the freedom to get hot, famous women out of their clothes and present to you top notch fake nude celebrity pictures. But before we get to the fireworks on Monday, how about we get to something even more explosive and that’s the Fakes of the Week countdown. Because we have an explosion of red hot celebrity nudity here. We have filthy action and gorgeous poses. We have it all and we’re going to show off our best in style with Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande and so much more!
We love to talk every week about what a phenomenal week it’s been for the fakes of sexy naked celebrities that we all enjoy so much. And it might seem as though we are being repetitive when we talk about how incredible things are but the thing of it is, it’s true! We are on a roll at Celebrity Pass and we have so many incredible illusions to show. It’s like a party and you’re invited to join in with our VIP and undressed superstar guests of honor by staring at all of these incredible fakes. We have so much to show all of you with our best artists stuffing the countdown with multiple ties but even with artists and their immense skills stuffing us to the gills, we had to make some difficult choices. We hated cutting a sexy shot of Demi Lovato nude and in doggie style as her face showed the intensity of her being fucked. We hated cutting Real Schrambo’s work getting Hailee Steinfeld nude, but don’t worry he is representing in style this week. So is BoBopez but he got cut too as his fake of Kaley Cuoco got snipped along with his sexy shot of Jessica Alba nude and armed and a glorious one of Erica Durance topless like she’s a stripper at a fun party that we dearly wished we could have included. We also had Selena Gomez nude and getting fucked by a machine, Chloe Grace Moretz nude and taking some serious cock in a fake that looked like poetry in motion to us. We had busty babes like Hayley Atwell and Kat Dennings showing their curves and Victoria Justice nude by the pool. We had Autumn Reeser topless in the hot tub and Emilia Clarke with a serious wardrobe malfunction. But we had to cut all of those fakes as great as they were because we can do even better than them and we are checking that out right now!
10) Shailene Woodley. And why not start out with a bang…literally. Because this is a week where we are going big and there is no reason not to kick off the fun with sexy star Shailene Woodley nude and getting her tight little hippie body absolutely defiled with multiple men. We count four of them but there might be more just out of view and the action is going to be wild because this is some seriously sexy fantasy work. And we stress fantasy not just because this is a total fabrication but because this is something that is really going to get the imagination flowing. We don’t actually see a lot in this fake but we do see a lot that is implied and that’s more than good enough for us because we can start the motors of the mind running here and we can picture something absolutely crazy as this turns into some hardcore fucking. After all, all the elements are in place. Shailene is essentially wearing nothing but a smile. Her face is a mess. She’s surrounded by rock hard cocks and seems eager to grasp them and stroke them and make sure she gets every inch of those hard dicks inside her. We might not actually see any penetration in this fake but we can certainly imagine it and the images inside our minds are sure spectacular. We can picture her mouth getting fucked and her tight little ass being stuffed and her pretty little pussy being left sore and gaping as she grunt and moans and squeals in pleasure. This is a girl that is about to get wrecked by all these cocks around her and we can imagine every dirty detail because of what a great job the artist does here.
And as hot as this image is, we have to say the artist is one cool customer because this is a fake done by Ice and on this hot summer day, some Ice sounds really good, especially when it comes with all the hot celebrity naked action we get here. Ice had himself a spectacular week with several fakes bursting into the fun. We had him getting Victoria Justice and Chloe Grace Moretz naked and several other girls also got the Ice treatment. That’s great to see because it had been way too long since Ice had displayed his talent in this countdown and it’s always great to see one of our talented artists showing up and reminding everyone just how good they can be. And Ice certainly serves notice here as he gets Shailene Woodley naked here and puts her on display with that big smile to make it seem like she can’t wait to get fucked. Why is she smiling so much? Maybe she’s giddy with anticipation to have those big cocks inside all of her holes? Maybe someone else has arrived and she’s greeting them with a happy face to join the party? Maybe the boyfriend she’s getting revenge on with all these hung studs is seeing her and she’s delighting in the shock and horror on his face? Make it be however you want it to be because Ice does such a great, energetic job. Hopefully a lot more is coming from this artist soon.
9) Taylor Swift. Speaking of long lost names, how about the return of Fauxny? He is back to selling some serious baloney here but we sure don’t care that none of this is real because it is hot, it is tawdry and it is pure sluttiness. We wouldn’t have it any other way either, especially when it comes to seeing someone like Taylor Swift naked and acting like a very, VERY bad girl. And clearly Fauxny had Taylor very much on the mind this week because he submitted a whole bunch of fakes of her. We’re not sure if this is a treasure trove of unposted fakes from this artist or if he is back posting regularly but we’ll worry about that next week. Right now we are going to focus on this one excellent image and good it is at making Taylor be bad. This is such a vivid fake. There is nothing subtle about it at all and that’s what makes it so good. We love subtle and sensual. We love fakes where some things are held back and left to our imaginations as we picture that nude celebrity body. We’re going to see some of that right here in this countdown this weekend. But this is a case where we don’t want subtle. We want it down and dirty and in our face as we revel in the celebrity sex depravity. We want women to drool with lust and stare with hunger for big cocks. We want it to be carnal and raw and raunchy. And that’s just what we get here as we all go and check out just how beautiful Taylor looks as she is not just any kind of slut for cock, but a slut for black cock who is not only showing off her lust with her actions but with advertising all over her body.
Right here we have Taylor like we will never see her in real life. To not only have Taylor Swift nude but have that writing on her body declaring her tight blonde white girl body to be for blacks only as saliva drools from her mouth onto one of those black cocks she craves. We talk a lot here about how we like the kind of interracial porn that highlights the contrast of skin tone and makes it seem like the women are cutting loose and enjoying breaking a taboo. But right here there is nothing that’s subtle. This is the kind of button pushing, intentionally provocative porn that we get a little uncomfortable with. And Fauxny revels in it here, making this tight ass white bitch seem like the ultimate slut for black cock. It gets right in there with a perverse energy that we can’t take our eyes off of. And Taylor is the perfect girl for this. She seems like such a good girl even with all her boyfriend issues. She never shows too much skin and she doesn’t use sex to sell herself. In fact she uses lack of sex to sell herself. So to imagine her being so wild and dirty makes it all work so perfectly in our minds. We want to see her like this. We want to see the XXX side of Taylor Swift. We want to see this repressed, tight ass princess act like a whore. Fauxny does it so well and it ears it’s spot in the countdown.
8 ) Keira Knightley. Now if these first two fakes and all their wickedness were a little too much for you, then rest assured we are going to take our foot off the gas just a bit here as we show off a lovely view of one of Britain’s greatest exports. We might be about to celebrate Independence Day here in America but this is one hell of a reminder that we didn’t have it so bad when we were one of the colonies because there is nothing that shows off the best of Great Britain quite like Keira Knightley naked (though fans of Kate Beckinsale and Emma Watson as well as some others might offer their own opinions on that). And she looks absolutely glorious here. We love what we see here because this fake gives us an amazing view and does it in a way that emphasizes eroticism and imagination. We talked right before about how we really enjoyed the fakes that reveled in the depravity of multiple men or hot button racial inferences. But this fake is the exact opposite. It leaves a lot to the imagination. It doesn’t show us everything. And it keeps things lovely and subtle. And still we love it. Because it’s not how the fake is done. It’s how well it’s done. We have always hoped that when people view the weekly countdowns we have been doing for several years now they not only come away impressed with the artistic achievements and blown away by celebrity sexiness but also learn to appreciate that there are many roads to success in a fake picture. It can be soft or hard, subtle or explicit, imaginative or simple. It’s only important that it’s great and this fake is sure as hell great.
We don’t even need to see Keira Knightley nude here all the way. It’s more than enough to have her on display in a way that shows us a lot but also lets us imagine more. We love seeing this gorgeous woman out of her clothes and the bottom half of her is always epic. Keira Knightley’s ass is a work of art when clothed and here it’s even better in a hot fantasy fake that lets her flaunt herself and make sure everyone see she knows just how good she looks. Plus the nice visual of Big Ben in the background marks this as a very British fake. That’s what we love to see and it looks amazing here. It puts one of the most recognizable landmarks in the world right near a sight we love seeing even more with Keira’s ass and the lips of that tight slit. It’s a feast for the eyes no matter how you show it and while we love checking out that ass, this is a fake that came from our Stockings category so anyone looking to savor that kinky fetish is going to find so much to enjoy here. This fake works incredibly well whether you are into stockings or not and it’s so hot to see Keira like this and imagine her sliding off the rest of that dress so we can see her all the way naked. This fake is by another name we don’t see nearly enough here and we are happy to welcome back the Winter Warrior. This is a real achievement by them and we hope there’s more to come in the future weeks.
7) Katie Cassidy and Charlotte Church. And we are again switching gears as we go from the fanciful and unbelievable to fakes that we can definitely visualize happening because they seem so realistic even though they give us fantasy visions we would die to see. This happens to be one of the busiest beach weekends of the year with the holiday coming so it’s actually quite appropriate that we would have not just one but two fakes united in a tie that show off gorgeous celebrities enjoying the freedom to not cover their hot bodies at the beach. And that’s something we wish more celebrities would take advantage of. After all it’s completely natural to take it all off at the beach. You’re not wearing much anyway and with the hot sun and the warm water beating down on you do you want anything in the way of your body? Even that tiny bikini can cause pesky tan lines so why wear anything at all? Just take it all off and let the body be in its natural, naked state. That’s what so many people do and it’s not even meant to be sexual, so why not celebrities? Of course we know the reason for that. Paparazzi would go insane if a gorgeous woman took her clothes off at the beach and while a lot of women do it deliberately for attention (we’re looking at you glamour models) we also have some hot celebrities who have done it like Cameron Diaz and Alyssa Milano and Miley Cyrus and Kelly Brook and their tits have been splashed everywhere thanks to the paparazzi. So the bikinis stay on when they head to the beach and while that is a shame, at least we have fantasy fakes like this one which show off how awesome it would be if the hot women we lust after decided to truly enjoy the beach and take it all off.
On the one hand we have Katie Cassidy nude and this former star of Arrow and daughter of everyone mom’s favorite 1970’s singer David Cassidy looks breathtaking at the beach as she shows off her perfect tits and her beautiful bare ass. And then we have a gorgeous look at Charlotte Church nude as this woman with the amazing voice shows off her rack and proves that her voice is not the only incredible part of her. And in both cases we have these illusions presented in a way that makes them seem totally feasible. By keeping these illusions as basic as possible they seem like they could actually happen. After all we’ve seen nude women at the beach and while it is unlikely that either of them would do this, as we’ve just mentioned, it’s not like this is without precedent. So we want to believe what we see here and we totally can because not only is it believable that a woman would enjoy the beach in the nude but it is presented so well here making it seem like the paparazzi got the view we would love to see. Nothing sexual or inappropriate is happening here. It’s just nude celebrities at the beach and we can totally believe that. Both of the women here are so gorgeous and the fakes are done so tremendously. It is so easy for us to suspend our disbelief here and the only complaint we have is that neither of these fakes have an artist’s signature so we don’t know who to thank for such fine work.
6) Ariana Grande. And we’re closing off the first half of the countdown with one of the most famous pop stars in the world deciding to make quite an impression on the red carpet. And while, unlike the nude beach fakes we just saw, this is not really feasible at all, it’s still so hot to see as we dream of Ariana Grande nude on the red carpet showing off her tight little body and making sure everyone gets to see the fantasy view of her we’ve always wanted while she makes a very bold and very, very appealing fashion choice. Now we’re going to contrast this with the nude beach shots we just saw because in a way they’re pretty much the same. There is no sexual act being presented in either one of these examples. In the ones we saw above, the women are not having sex on the beach and in this fake we’re not exactly seeing Ariana make a public display of herself by fucking her date on the red carpet. They’re all just fakes of women showing off their bodies. But there are key differences because it is much harder to imagine this could be real. Now it’s not like women haven’t shown flesh on the red carpet before and shocked us all at an awards show. Remember Jennifer Lopez’s Grammy’s dress? We have a feeling you do. But if you told us someone like Kim Kardashian or one of her sisters like Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner basically showed up naked on the red carpet we might be able to buy that one. However, Ariana? Much harder to believe that could be real.
But while all of this sounds like criticism it is anything but. We’re just contrasting and comparing and this is a fake that might not be realistic but it is extremely excellent. We might not be able to buy it but if we only had realistic fakes then we’d never have naked celebrities around here and the illusions here would be nothing more than all those paparazzi pictures we see of hot celebrities going to the gym or heading off to Starbucks. Boring, right? Well that’s what fantasy is for and the fantasy here is vivid and sexy and we love what we see because Ariana looks so sexy here. It is nothing she would ever do but who cares because her body is amazing here and it looks so real. So hop on board the fantasy and imagine Ariana Grande naked on the red carpet in a dress that can barely be called much of anything. She might never do this in real life but we can sure pretend right here because the illusion is so good that we can happily imagine it’s real. Picture the jaws dropping as Ariana confidently strides up the red carpet showing off her tight body with her perky tits and pretty little pussy exposed. Imagine the outrage and the shock and all the amazing pictures we would get as Ariana decided to express herself through nudity. No nothing like this will likely ever happen but this fake shows off how great it would be if it ever did and we can’t get enough of it. Our only complaint? Again no artist’s signature which is too bad because this is a fun and really excellent fake and we want to be able to compliment whoever is responsible for it.
We’re only getting started this long weekend so don’t dare thing this is the end of the fun. We’ve seen one half of the countdown and we will be back tomorrow with more including Katy Perry, Natalie Portman and many more hot celebrities nude!